The Last Four Words of the Gilmore Girls Movie

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Part of the Gilmore Girls mythos is that the show’s creator Amy Sherman-Palladino has the last four words rattling around in her head.  Words that she would have written, had the studio kept her for the final series or asked her to write the final episode.

ASP: When the negotiations [for the final season] got so crazy we thought, Maybe we’re high? Maybe they don’t want it for the next couple of years. But by not having control of that, it shifts the focus of what my last words would have been. I was also holding on to it for a long time because I was thinking if we did do a movie, I would be able to use it there. I don’t think that’s ever going to happen so, I don’t know. Maybe I’ll eventually say the four words. I feel like now I’ll let people down because it’s been so built up. “Really? That’s what we waited all these twelve years for? Well, thanks so much.”

Quote from a terrific interview at Vulture.

Since that quote, we’ve had the Veronica Mars kickstarter and the subsequent outpouring of Gilmore love in response.  We’re also going through this weird Bunheads hiatus and I can’t see ASP twiddling her thumbs waiting for inspiration. Somewhere out there, I’m thinking ideas are knitting together. JK Rowling wrote the final chapter of the seventh Harry Potter book long before the first was even typed up. Gah, it’s such a tease! I can’t help thinking that if you know the destination, you’ve got some idea about the journey.

What do you think those final four words might be?  And who says them?  Get your thinking hats on and browse these last lines of Gilmores past for inspiration:

Series 5:

Lorelai: Luke will you marry me?
Luke: … What?

s05e22 A House Is Not A Home

Series 4:

Rory: I hate you for ruining this for me!
[Rory runs out of the house and calls Dean’s mobile phone. His wife answers.]
Lindsay: Hello? Hello? Hello?

s04e22 Raincoats And Recipes

Series 2: Lorelai and Rory at Sookie and Jackson’s wedding.  Both have been knocked askew, Rory from kissing Jess and Lorelai from Christopher’s news that Sherry is pregnant and his immediate departure.

Rory: I think I’m going to Washington.
Lorelai: Oh… Okay.

s02e22 I Can’t Get Started

Series 3: Rory’s graduated from Chilton and they’re about to leave the building for the last time.

Lorelai: It’s not so scary any more.
Rory: No. No, it’s not.

S03e22 Those Are Strings, Pinocchio

My guess?

Lorelai (to Luke): It’s never too late.

or maybe

Kirk: Help? Help somebody please?

The Great Loves of Gilmore Girls: Coffee-Coffee-Coffee!

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If you had to choose, would you pick coffee or Gilmore Girls?  For me, Gilmore Girls is like chicken soup, it nourishes the soul and comforts and more.  I’d give up chicken soup over Gilmore Girls, if I could still have chicken.  I might even give up chicken if they’d Extra Crispy Kentucky Fry something else.

Lorelai: Oh, I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking coffee, I stop doing the standing and walking and the words putting-into-sentence doing.
Luke: I’ll make you some coffee.
(s04e20 Luke Can See Her Face)

From the very first scene in the pilot episode, Lorelai’s coffee habit is as ever-present as her mother’s disappointment:

Lorelai: Please, Luke. Please, please, please.
Luke: How many cups have you had this morning?
Lorelai: None.
Luke: Plus?
Lorelai: Five but yours is better.
Luke: You have a problem.
Lorelai: Yes I do.
Luke [filling her mug]: Junkie.
Lorelai: Angel. You’ve got wings, baby.

And is that her own mug she’s brought to the coffee shop?  Make of that what you will, but this woman loves coffee.  For heaven’s sake, she dreams about coffee alongside being in love and pregnant with twins (s03e01 Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days…) and she’s passed her addiction onto her daughter…

When Rory visits a psychologist after a boat-related misdemeanour, her emotional breakdown comes when thinking about her boyfriend – and that pesky coffee bean.

Rory: I… I don’t think I can take running into him every day in the halls and the paper and the coffee cart. Oh my God. I’m gonna have to quit drinking coffee – and I love coffee! [Sobbing and burying her face in a fistful of tissues]  I really love coffee.

Part of Gilmore folklore of course is that Alexis Bledel (Rory Gilmore) was not keen on coffee and drank cola instead.

The bean-focussed article at Sprudge wryly notes that:

Lorelai takes Luke’s coffee black while she adds cream to her work coffee and her refrigerated, pre-ground home coffee: a sure sign they are destined to break up and get back together weekly for the rest of their lives.

I have a little stove-top Bialetti percolator and I savour the ritual of it, screwing the thing together, waiting for the gurgling, the aroma filling the kitchen.  But I’d have Gilmore Girls over coffee and most food groups, any day of the week.

Finally, it wouldn’t be a coffee article without Lorelai’s immortal words:

Server at Weston’s: Here we go. Three coffees.
Lorelai: Oh, no, I’m sorry. I only ordered one.
Server: You said “Coffee, coffee, coffee”.
Lorelai: Haha no see I said “coffee-coffee-coffee”.
Server: Right.
Lorelai: As in I really need coffee-coffee-coffee. You know.
Server: No.
Lorelai: Coffee-coffee-coffee is a saying, like an exaggeration. It’s a funny, desperate cry for caffeine. It’s just my thing. ‘Cos everybody knows I drink a lot of coffee, so the day can’t start until I’ve had my jolt. It’s a bit. My bit.  It’s not a particularly funny bit unless you know me, then… You know what, three coffees would be great. What do I owe you?
(s05e15 Jews and Chinese Food)

Sometimes there’s nothing better than a slice of cheesecake and a cup of joe.  Anyone out there love coffee as much as Lorelai? 

How big a Gilmore Girls Geek are you?

yes that's meI own a Stars Hollow t-shirt and once wore it in a Facebook profile pic.  This was before I’d come out of the Gilmore closet and a friend of a friend – what we used to call a complete stranger – spotted it and outted me.  At first I was bashful but then I couldn’t help myself. All the pent-up geek came out. We started chatting on my friend’s wall about Stars Hollow and meeting up in Luke’s for coffee while our mutual friend watched with confusion.

In my book, a geek is anyone who cares for something a bit more than they think they ought to.  It might be a TV show, it might be Marmite.  It could be Mycenaen tombs or snowy owls, wine or dubstep, nose flutes or the works of Matt Damon.  It’s probably not sport.  Whatever it is, it’s about being passionate.

So here’s a confession.  I have recorded every single episode of Gilmore Girls on my Digital Video Recorder (DVR).  That’s not so bad, I hear you cry.  I’m on my third re-watching – that’s watching all seven seasons once, then three times more.  That’s a little concerning, I hear you say.  My DVR remote control uses the four coloured buttons to skip ahead a different number of seconds and I’ve set the green one to skip the length of the opening credits.  OK, that’s a little concerning, I hear you murmur as you back slowly away.

Gilmore Girls finished its original run six years ago in May 2007 but has shown, like the girls themselves, to have terrific legs.  Through international syndication, re-runs and an astonishing level of re-watchability, the series continues to pick up fans and turn everyday people into fully fledged Gilmore Geeks.  Like me.

I read (and loved) both the books Rory and Jess recommended to each other – The Fountainhead and a Hemingway – The Old Man and the Sea (which made me ponder that Logan seemed to spend more time sleeping than reading and I wondered how that would have affected his relationship with Rory the bookworm.  But I digress…)

I’ve shown you mine – your turn.  Do you stand up in the cinema and point at the screen when a Gilmore Girls actor shows up?  Do you own Stars Hollow merchandise?  Do you write GG fan fiction, or ever think to yourself WWLGD?

Just how big a Gilmore Geek are you?

Gilmore Girls in the Movies

When was the last time your started lollygagging at the TV, pointing and gibbering at the screen because one of the Gilmore Girls alumni turned up where they shouldn’t? What, just me? Come on, ‘fess up.

lorelai and arlen

Sean Gunn (GG’s Kirk) turning up in Glee was a nice surprise, although he was criminally underused. And I always have a moment of re-acclimatisation seeing Kelly Bishop (Emily Gilmore) as the mother in Dirty Dancing. Uh, not that I watch Dirty Dancing over and over or anything.

They’ve had a fair run at the movies too, stand-outs being Milo Ventimiglia (Jess) in Rocky Balboa and Melissa McCarthy (Sookie) in Bridesmaids. Keiko Agena (Lane) recently won Best Supporting Actress for the short Lil Tokyo Reporter at the AoF Awards.

Prior to her blossoming career in publishing, Lauren Graham (Lorelai Gilmore) had a few good features under her belt. She was a Lorelai-a-like in the charming comedy The Answer Man (aka Arlen Faber), had a small part in the great Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, was underwritten in Evan Almighty and successfully played against type in Bad Santa.

Alexis Bledel (Rory Gilmore) carried on her Rory story in Post Grad, vacationed with her buddies in the enjoyable Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants and made the most of her baby blues in Sin City.

What’s your favourite non-Gilmore role from a Gilmore Girls actor? Extra points for anything really obscure.

What’s worth watching? (besides Gilmore Girls re-runs)

I’ve never watched Veronica Mars and from the comments in the KickStarter post making it sound like Buffy meets The Rockford Files, I’m set to wondering: Was there ever anything like Gilmore Girls?

I remember looking forward to the early episodes of Dawson’s Creek, 24 and Heroes.  I was absorbed by The Wire and got to the Firefly party late, as I did with Sports Night and Gilmore Girls, only catching them after all episodes were in the can.  But it was only Gilmore Girls and one other show that, for me, ever stood up to re-watching.  What’s the other show? Here’s a clue:

Luke and Lorelai's first date was at Mrs Landingham's.  Fact.

Maisy Fortner, co-owner of Sniffy’s Tavern (“Luke has a Luke’s!”) is memorably played by Kathryn Joosten, better known to many as Mrs Landingham, the personal assistant to Jed Bartlet in… The West Wing.

For anyone who enjoys Gilmore Girls, my top recommendation would be The West Wing. It’s got the same rapid delivery rate of conversation, engaging characters and laugh out loud moments. For the uninitiated, it’s a show about smart people trying to do good, a family of sorts e.g. the grumpy uncle who’s funny because he’s so grumpy; and the initially clutzy father figure (he rides into a tree) who also happens to be the President.  Although it’s set in the White House, it’s not all serious politics and watching legislation dry – it’s about how these people react to situations, their personal stories and strength and their humour.  Admittedly, their dramas are often on a larger scale, so whereas a Stars Hollow disaster might have a bad smell pervading the town, The West Wing might see an assassination attempt… but it might also see the President calling the Butterball hotline to catch them out on how to cook a turkey; or the staffers dealing with ‘Big Block of Cheese’ day where CJ learns that all the maps in the world are wrong; or where the top staffers smoke out the Mural Room trying to start a fire in a fireplace that doesn’t work.

I think the character’s repartee is similar, as is the optimistic attitude to television as a medium that can deliver some hope along with the entertainment.  I stumbled across the YouTube video ‘Star Inside – Behind the scenes of Gilmore Girls (part 2)’ recently, it’s a special feature where the cast talks about Stars Hollow.  Lauren Graham (GG’s Lorelai Gilmore) mentions that:

Lauren: It’s what TV can do… life a little better.

The West Wing was frequently and unapologetically sentimental, made more stark by its setting.  Like Gilmore Girls creator and writer Amy Sherman-Palladino,  her West Wing counterpart Aaron Sorkin can write. He writes art, at once moving and beautiful and I’ve been about to cry when he makes me laugh and I end up covered in both kinds of snot. He’s now back to writing movies – Moneyball and The Social Network were good, but the dialogue in The West Wing was better because you can get away with talking a-mile-a-minute on TV, whereas you can’t on the big screen. He’s also writing The Newsroom but like Amy Sherman-Palladino’s Bunheads, it kind of leaves you wanting the original.

In the same TV special, Yanic Truesdale (GG’s Michel Gerard) shares a similar perspective:

Yanic: It’s like life – you can have a dramatic moment or it can be funny but you don’t dwell on it, it’s not like you’re making a 10 minute scene out of what could be a 2 minute scene.

Again, the same could be said of  The West Wing.  After the drama or the funny plays out, the President asks: “What’s next?”

What The West Wing didn’t have was a Lorelai.  A single central character we couldn’t take our eyes off.  The West Wing was an ensemble piece and President Bartlet was not even initially intended to be a main character.  In the same way Luke was meant to be a woman, I like how some of the best bits seem to grow organically – because you can’t plan for lightning in a bottle.

Both shows ran for seven series and both make use of the walk-and-talk to help pack in all that dialogue.  Both shows’ creators departed prior to the series ending, with a telling degradation in quality – Amy Sherman-Palladino wasn’t there for the final year and Aaron Sorkin wasn’t there for the last three.

Tying this up, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip was my introduction to Aaron Sorkin.  This was his follow-up show to The West Wing and was cancelled as it neared the end of its first season. I felt like it suffered from some heavy handed intervention from the powers that be, steering it in odd directions trying to raise viewing figures when it would have done better just left with the one man to steer it.  Nevertheless, it had an amusing cameo from Lauren Graham, riffing between head writer Matt Albie (her real life pal Matthew Perry) and producer Danny Tripp (Bradley Whitford).

calico gals

Matt: You were in a number of wonderful sketches tonight including a hilarious send up of your character on Calico Gals.
Lauren: Gilmore Girls.
Danny: I wrote it down for you…
Matt: This is my number if you ever feel like coffee or a basketball game or something. And would you give a copy of this to the girl who plays your kid on the show? [He's joking]
[Lauren raises an eyebrow at Matt and his piece of paper, walking past him to the door... then turns back and takes his number]
Lauren: This is humiliating.

Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip S01E06 The Wrap Party

For you, has anything been comparable to Gilmore Girls? What else have you enjoyed?  Heck, what else is on?

The Great Loves of Gilmore Girls: Lorelai and… Snow

Remember this? Lorelai can’t sleep. She’s staring at the window expectantly, maybe fantasizing about Max Medina bursting through it. Maybe she can’t sleep because she forgot to take her earrings out. Or close the curtains. Wait, there aren’t any curtains… what’s that about?

i smell snow

She comes downstairs in a cute red long-sleeved tee and pulls the sash window open, hangs her head out and breathes in the chilly air. It’s a moment of care-free innocent enjoyment and Lauren, with her hair in bunches, is so cute it’s almost annoying (‘how can you be so adorably cherubic?!’ I want to shout, pinching her porcelain cheeks, tears streaming down mine). You kinda get the feeling Lauren Graham does this kind of thing for real while Peter Krause rolls his eyes; she’s effortless.

Hey wait up, there are no curtains in the living room either!  What’s the deal with that?  Back to clipping coupons, Lorelai.  So anyway, with the icy wind blowing the netting around, she finds a spot on the sofa and replays Max’s bashful answerphone message (“It’s Max. Medina. Maaax Medina”) and on the second playthrough, it wakes Rory up.  Like any sane person, Rory goes to close the window because it’s freezing and rolls her eyes when Lorelai stops her and begins her first diatribe on her love affair with snow.  Because she can smell it.

Lorelai: Everything’s magical when its snows, everything looks pretty. The clothes are great. Coats, scarves, gloves, hats.
Rory: Thermal underwear, wool socks, ear flaps.
Lorelai: Do you know the best things in my life have happened when it snowed?
Rory: Why yes, I do.
Lorelai: My best birthday.
Rory: Your first kiss.
Lorelai: Your first steps, they all happened when it snowed.
Rory: Feet [Rory rearranges the blanket over Lorelai’s feet]
Lorelai: I feel good. Tingly.
Rory: That’s called frostbite.

Series 1, Episode 8 – Love and War and Snow

And after Rory goes back to bed, Lorelai hides under the blanket and listens to Max’s message again.  Ah, new love.

I love snow too and it’s been snowing here.  It’s magical and Christmassy and jogs some of my favourite, funnest memories.  SNOWING!!!

Of course most every relationship has difficulties and later on – in season 5 to be precise – words are spoken in anger.  With the white stuff bringing cancellations at the Inn and blocking in her car, it’s mostly a one-sided conversation…

we are never ever ever getting back together

Lorelai: Me and snow, we are through. It was years of bliss y’know, we had good stuff and good times. I could show you pictures of snow angels I’ve made but I am done! Done!!

Luke: Well, let it down easy OK?

Series 5 Episode 11 – Women Of Questionable Morals

But at least there’s Luke’s to rant to and later on, to deliver a home-made ice rink.  What d’ya know, looks like they made up in time for New Year.

Happy Holidays to all our Gilmore News readers.  Keep Warm and Best Wishes for 2013! 

My favourite Gilmore Girls scenes (or how I spent the last ten minutes chuckling to myself)

I had my chain of thoughts interrupted today by a colleague asking me what I was thinking about.  Apparently I’d been away with the fairies, a dappy smile on my face.  ”Pizza”, I replied, but actually I was flipping through Gilmore Girls scenes in my head.

same lake he gets beaked

What’s your favorite scene from Gilmore Girls?  It’s a difficult – potentially impossible – question to answer.  Favorite in what way?  For all the reasons you’re here reading about a show that ended five years ago.  Something sweet but honest?  Something that gave you a perspective on growing up or parenting?  Some inspired kookiness that just made you laugh when you needed it?  Perhaps all the above.  I like a challenge and I’m not scared of getting shot down so, here are my close contenders:

From the pilot, Lorelai and Rory argue, then simultaneously put on Macy Gray’s CD.  It’s amusing and clever and perfectly pitches us the overlap in their temperaments.

The town loner protesting (or maybe supporting) the noodlescooze.  I had to re-watch this one a few times because I kept snorting over their lines.

Luke’s horoscope and declaration: He’s all in / “Would you just stand still?”

Stars Hollow’s fairwell to Rory (where Melissa McCarthy has clearly been crying her face off)

“Hole. HOLE. Hole – dirt… bed, dirt? HOLE.” I’m paraphrasing here.

But in this thirty second window between typing and posting, if I had to pick my absolute favourite scene, it’s Lorelai sweeping pizza crusts under the sink – and getting caught by Rory.  It’s got their role reversal, abuse of the kitchen and it’s just a damn funny thing to do.

How about you?  Too hard?  How about two favorite scenes from your top ten?

If you want a really hard question, try “what food group would you give up for Gilmore Girls?”  I’d give up lobster, but not Chinese food – although maybe Al’s Chinese food.