Do you speak Gilmore?

what did you mean it would do a foot

I was thinking there should be a secret Gilmore Girls handshake or something.  Something Gilmore Geeks could share in public like a knowing wink to signal kinship – and then the answer was so obvious, I was already doing it – and maybe you are too.

If you’re anything like me (heaven forbid), at some point you’ve said to yourself ‘this is just like in Gilmore Girls when…’ or ‘that is so Kirk’ or ‘my God you’re just like Emily’ and sometimes you say it out loud and sometimes, some of those wonderful wonderful words just come out.

For example, I was in a friend’s house and picked up a kitchen knife and said “it would do a foot”.  I swear if someone had picked up the reference I’d have had triplets.

Lorelai: [Pulling a big knife out of Luke's duffel bag] Oh – my God.
Luke: It’s a bowie knife to cut fish, cut tree limbs…
Lorelai: Amputate a leg?
Luke: Not a leg. It could do a foot.
(s06e15 A Vineyard Valentine)

Later on, when Lorelai finds Rory preparing food in the kitchen…

Lorelai: Hmm. What’s this?
Rory: It’s a garlic press.
Lorelai: [Picks up a kitchen knife] This would do a foot.
Rory: Step away from the knife.

I was in an airport when somebody called out “Marco” and I couldn’t not answer “Polo”.  I have the same knee-jerk reaction with “Toolbox” and “Dirty”.

Luke: By the way, you do tell people that you’re the one that named my toolbox, right?
Lorelai: Toolbox, dirty.
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I’ve said “don’t add stuff from your to-do list to my to-do list” (s04e20 Luke Can See Her Face).  I’ve called people “Ace” in the same affectionate / patronising way Logan addresses Rory (s05e06, Norman Mailer, I’m Pregnant).  I once used the word ‘Whiffenpoofs” in context (s04e09 Ted Koppel’s Big Night Out).

Please, I want to know it’s not just me.  Has anything from the show entered your vernacular?  Are their voices in your head; are their words in your blood?  In short, do you speak Gilmore?  Even better, have you ever picked up a reference dropped by someone else?

Alexis Bledel joins Friends and Family, Rory Gilmore goes into therapy

sobThere’s a shrink somewhere rubbing his hands with glee. Alexis Bledel (Gilmore Girls’ Rory Gilmore) joins the pilot cast of Friends and Family, the US adaptation of cult Britcom Gavin and Stacey.

Alexis will star as Stacey, a sweet and strong girl who travels from Pennsylvania to New York for a first in-person date with co-worker Gavin. So far, so normal but here’s where it gets weird. Gavin will be played by Jason Ritter, who we last bumped into as Lauren Graham’s (Gilmore Girls’ Lorelai Gilmore and Rory’s MOTHER) romantic interest in Parenthood. Like, blech.

Thank heaven this plotline never played out in the Gilmore universe, although I wouldn’t put it past Kirk to ask Rory out, a few years down the line. Too weird. Reminds me of last time Rory was at shrink after getting out of jail, after stealing a boat with Logan:

Rory: I stole a boat with him! I never stole a boat with Dean!
Dr Shapiro: Who’s Dean?
Rory: My married ex-boyfriend who I lost my virginity to.
Dr Shapiro: Wow…
Rory: Yeah, I’m a treat.

(s06e11 The Perfect Dress)

The pilot brings its British production staff and writing talent, so fingers crossed for Alexis and the series – who knows what the American television production process will do to mangle the cult show. Another The Office – or another Red Dwarf?

What would you want from a Gilmore Girls movie?

A couple of us have been spitballing on-going story ideas in the comments for ‘Would Rory have a Kindle’ thread and I’m drawn to wonder, what would be on your wishlist for a Gilmore Girls movie? More more MORE Lorelai and Rory goes without saying, but then what else?

pleeeeease bring them back

Was there ever a character combo you longed for, but never got, say… Michel and Gigi – who’d win that catfight? Nudge my memory, did Chris and Jess ever share a scene? They were both at Sookie and Jackson’s wedding, but I only remember Jess seeking out Rory… Or a pairing you wanted to see more of? I for one could do with seeing Sookie at full tilt in her kitchen again.

Joss Whedon would kill off Jackson. Or Mrs Kim.

We’ve all chewed on our fists as the Palladinos edged toward some happy state of affairs only to snatch it away with Luke needing space or Logan being an ass or Emily being Emily – would that feature in a movie or edge it into melodrama? Perhaps a Thanksgiving / Christmas two-parter special rather than a feature-length?

I like the idea of the town pulling together to help Taylor. And now I want to see Kirk drive into Luke’s again – flash flash flash… gotta have some slapstick. BIG HOLE!

Surely we can’t break Luke and Lorelai up for the sake of a happy reconciliation in the final reel… or can we? Maybe Luke has another Rachel in the closet, ooh – his first love comes back to Stars Hollow, sending Lorelai into a flat spin – while Max’s fiancee has booked them a couple of nights at the Dragonfly… drama!

Would someone find themselves on a journey and becoming better for it (hard to type that without sounding like Stewie Griffin)? Maybe Emily comes to terms with the idea of life without Richard – perhaps he’s already gone – oh no, that’s too sad, I’m washing my mouth out with soap. What would it take for Emily to, even resentfully, accept an extended modern family, with Gigi and whoever Rory’s dating now and April?

Kirk makes a couple of million dollars on some crazy investment deal and somehow loses it by the end.

No ground rules here, no stupid ideas. Just… what would you want? What do you need?

Does Richard Like Logan?

In ‘Twenty-One Is the Loneliest Number‘, Richard begins to get worried that Rory is turning into Emily – that she’s all about social functions and her man… Logan. He thinks it’s a bad “direction” for Rory to be headed… that she needs to be “working toward something.” I’m surprised that he threw Logan into the “bad direction” part of this conversation, since I’d always thought Richard liked Logan for Rory.

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I can completely understand Richard’s fears and frustrations for his very bright daughter… she’s stuck. But does Richard see Logan as part of the problem? Would he rather Rory not be dating anyone, or just that Rory return to something more focused, Logan or no Logan?

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Why Does Logan Give Rory a Birkin?

In ‘Welcome to the Dollhouse‘, Logan gives Rory a Birkin Bag – a bag that has a wait list of up to a year and is ridiculously expensive. Rory has no idea that it’s such an expensive and sought-after purse, but Logan knows his sister, Honor, will fill her in.

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Why did Logan get this purse for Rory? What does it mean? Do you think Honor suggested it to him?

Watch this episode of Gilmore Girls on TheWB.com here.

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Is a Kropog Real?

In ‘How Many Kropogs to Cape Cod?‘, we learn about Kropogs, so I thought I’d tell you more! A Kropog was a unit of distance specifically made up for Gilmore Girls. You might think, like with many other things, that it was a pop culture reference to something real. This time, however, it is not! The writers of Gilmore Girls made up a 1944 Yale alumni, Maxwell Kropog, who was said to be the originator of this unit of distance – it was based on his short height.

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Trivia question: how many Kropogs is it from Rory’s dorm to Logan’s dorm?

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Is Logan Smarter than Rory?

In ‘So… Good Talk‘, Rory tells Lorelai that she and Logan have “definitely started something.” To me, it sounds like she’s definitely thinking ‘relationship’ here (does Rory ever think any other way??), but she wants Lorelai to be ok with it. She says Logan is beautiful and ‘smarter than her’. Do you think Logan is smarter than Rory? If so, why? Or why not? Why would Rory say this?

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